11 things you want to say outloud but don't...

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.
2. How about never? Is never good for you?
3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
4. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
5. Ahhhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
6. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
7. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
8. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
9. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
10. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be?
11. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
12. Wait a minute - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality

I would never think this stuff of course :-) I'm too sweet and innocent I love youse all ;-)